Goochinka

The gooch of a chinese man

White man: May I sniff your goochinka

Chinese man: Yess Daddy

by Chinck rizz July 25, 2024

Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.

Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.

by willowisps September 20, 2023

Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.

*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"

by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023

Glootching

What fish do in the shower.

The fish are in the shower. They are glootching.

by Trioxide24 November 3, 2023

Poonching

punching someones cat

i just got done poonching a very hairy pussy

by blocqnn November 7, 2023

gooning

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023