grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.

*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"

by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023

Grunching

The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.

My friend and I are going grunching later.

by therealfrotter June 12, 2024

Grimble Grunching

Grimble grunching is when bros out here chiefan dat fake weed.

This nigga really grimble grunching right now

by Playboicartisballsack August 9, 2022

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

grinchfinger

An extremely long and particularly impressive bud of marijuana, referencing the green fuzzy quality of Dr. Suess' "The Grinch".

"When it was time to load the bong, he broke out that grinchfinger."

"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."

"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."

by Tim Coxmann, Halston Brownface January 9, 2008