Throw Short People Year

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021

New Year's Eve Syndrome

The sudden inability of your friends to commit to attending your event or party out of fear that something better may come up that they wish to attend. This affliction presents most often around the New Years Eve holiday, where it gets its name, given the large number of competing parties to choose from.

"Are Bob and Susan coming tonight?"
"I don't know, they kept saying they weren't sure if they could make it."
"Sounds like New Year's Eve Syndrome; Mike decided today to throw a party tonight; they probably went there instead; a-holes."

by joeNJw October 19, 2018

Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022

single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general

Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023

Megan’s New Years Parties

FUCKING BANGERS.

Grant-I went to a Bangin New Year’s Party
Everyone Else- damn I wish I was at Megan’s New Years parties

by Cecil_Jackson January 9, 2020

27 years bad luck

This is what you get when you go hand to hand combat with a badger

I just went hand to hand with a badger before, looks like I’m getting 27 years bad luck

by Squires26 December 12, 2021

Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with

Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.

by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018