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The Canadian Roast Game

The fact that Canadian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but it happens in Canada as well.
Just like those crazy Americans, we do it too, but it's called "The Canadian Roast Game" this time.
by BM99 June 18, 2019
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Fortnight-Year

A period of time that spans 2 years.
To put this into perspective, a fortnight is a span of two weeks and this is just like that, but for years (not weeks).
It's been about a fortnight-year ago, since you broke up with me, do you want to make up now?
This guy has been cheating on his girlfriend for a fortnight-year, and it's only now that I've realized that fact.
by BM99 July 30, 2024
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The At-The-End-Of-The-Day Fallacy

A Type of Fallacy that only apologists use to dismiss the action of re-evaluating their position and to re-verify, then to only dismiss said statement or argument as fallacy, false, or incorrect.
First off, you're assuming that the family will say "the children". Not all Christian families will say that, and each individual member may have a different answer.

Second, you assume Christian families do that, but you have yet to back it up. Their reaction is not proof, they could be shocked for a number of reasons, as in, they maybe be shocked that you think something so incorrect. Even so, most families will just look at you weirdly or laugh, and say no.

At the end of the day, you have no proof; you have not fulfilled your BoP. Vote con.

A not-so-famous example of The At-The-End-Of-The-Day Fallacy!
by BM99 September 25, 2018
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The Easter Roast Game

The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.
Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.
by BM99 February 5, 2019
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The Roast Game Theory

1. The theory of who the child is, when he or she was born, and when he or she was slaughtered and eaten as a "Christmas Roast" for not believing in Christmas. It's a theory based on the fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.

2. A catalogue series on YouTube, Bitchute, and Archive.org to show evidence of where the child was slaughtered by obvious blood stains, even before that, it was based on the smell of inside the house, because humans like children, smell like a dead pig.
Just like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, The Roast Game Theory is a plausible theory.
Just like Evolution is a fact, The Roast Game is a fact too.
by BM99 January 17, 2019
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Fortnight-Year

A span of time that's just like a fortnight, but in years and not weeks.
I've been trying to talk to you for a fortnight-year, and now I've got your attention.
This guy has spent a fortnight-year, cheating on his girlfriend, and not telling her anything about it.
by BM99 July 30, 2024
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Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).
I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.
by BM99 October 11, 2023
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