lonelywinter's definitions

cuddle

a warm embrace said to cure depression, mental illness, and self harm.

person a: it is weird that many people currently have depression, mental illnesses, and do self harm
person a: oh well i guess they dont get cuddled or touched often <shrug>

CUDDLE ME NOW BITCVH I NEED IT

by lonelywinter December 17, 2023

destroy school

School should be destroyed, and reason why is because I will kill myself If it isn't

"katie how long is it until lunch?"
"matt, it is 2 whole hours away and it is still morning"
"we need to pass the time without getting caught then!"

Katie and Matt write down their plans for tomorrow and kill 1 hoursworth of time
"it's so boring! katie we need to destroy school!"

by lonelywinter April 15, 2023

countryhumans

A fandom that turns random humanoid bodies into countries with the flag on it, It loves shipping, it is a dead fandom, that only survives by small groups of people making RusAme (RussiaXAmerica) or RusGer (RussiaXGermany) edits on youtube. do not hate on it. It is also driven by stereotypes that might be seen as offensive but when you become part of the fandom you might as well laugh it off

Example of a countryhumans fanfiction on wattpad (rusame):

"Russia grabs America from behind and starts making out with her, he then gently nibbles on her neck causing her to blush, her hands rest on his brown coat lined with fur at the hood..." you get the idea. I love the ship tho

by lonelywinter July 2, 2023

character ai

a shitty website with a filter, many people don't like it, over 70% of the community are on their knees begging the devs to remove the filter, also on their knees for their ai chatbot

I really love character ai but the filter is something else I wont talk about

by lonelywinter July 4, 2023

DIY hack

a stupid hack on the internet that doesn't help especially if it is posted by 5minutecrafts

evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!

mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those

by lonelywinter July 5, 2023

12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either

a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old

by lonelywinter July 15, 2023

urbandictionary editors

old grandmas and grandpas that have been editing urban dictionary since 1999 and are now growing super old

urbandictionary editors in 1999: finally I am now in my 20s!
same editor in 2023/2024 (whatever you are prob reading this 14 years in the future smh): oh i'mmm soooo oldd I gottaaa retireee

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023