lonelywinter's definitions

cuddle

a warm embrace said to cure depression, mental illness, and self harm.

person a: it is weird that many people currently have depression, mental illnesses, and do self harm
person a: oh well i guess they dont get cuddled or touched often <shrug>

CUDDLE ME NOW BITCVH I NEED IT

by lonelywinter December 17, 2023

KOSA

stupid bill that if passed, will prevent children from going online and searching up whatever they want and learning about topics that the government labels "too controversial" "too mature" "too nsfw" stuff. It will not only prevent children from learning about those topics and subjects, but will prevent teachers and educators from teaching about those topics and subjects and spreading awareness to children. Also you don't have any privacy if you are underage, the government does not need to know more about you than your parents

KOSA is a bill that will inform the government of absolutely everything you are doing, your age, your name, your parents, who you are, your name, and everything about you. This law will turn the internet into a fucking north korea for about thousands and millions of children, children that go onto fandoms with nsfw, children that are unaware, children that go onto the internet constantly, and also for children that have a screen time of 12+ hours (guess why)

by lonelywinter July 27, 2023

36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke

36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

good grades

something that I get despite staying up all night staring at the ceiling thinking of fanfictions and scenarios in my mind

me during night: *stares at ceiling thinking up a fanfiction and pulls an all nighter*
also me during school: *gets good grades*
me when I get home: *sleeps for 10 hours straight*

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

urbandictionary editors

old grandmas and grandpas that have been editing urban dictionary since 1999 and are now growing super old

urbandictionary editors in 1999: finally I am now in my 20s!
same editor in 2023/2024 (whatever you are prob reading this 14 years in the future smh): oh i'mmm soooo oldd I gottaaa retireee

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either

a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old

by lonelywinter July 15, 2023

DIY hack

a stupid hack on the internet that doesn't help especially if it is posted by 5minutecrafts

evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!

mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those

by lonelywinter July 5, 2023