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Can’t Believe He’s Gone

A game invented by a brother and sister on December 25th 2016. It was a long holiday week of drinking. To hear the sister tell it, when news of George Michael’s death broke that evening, the brother was seen crying into his Christmas roast, repeating the phrase “can’t believe he’s gone”.

In its current form, the game consists of racing to inform the other first when a mutually-important celebrity dies.

There’s been talk of a point system, but one hasn’t yet materialized.
AP: This just in, Pope Francis has died of unknown causes.

Text: Can’t believe he’s gone!

Reply: Who? I didn’t see anything. Oh now I do. That’s a big one.
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Can't be edited

If it is edited it must default to what I said initially and for anything stated in the contract to be valid it must align with my intent and the abstraction associated with the words I'm saying. So it isn't $1 dollar.
Hym "In using the work you agree to the terms of service. It can't be edited. You don't sign anything and if it's edited it defaults to what I said initially. I'm not doing that for a $1. I'm not doing it for nothing. You are treating one of the clauses like a riddle that allows you to circumvent the terms which false under imaginary Caveat Clause. I'm doing it for free."
Can't be edited by Hym Iam June 4, 2026
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You can fuck right off

A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.
"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".

Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.
You can fuck right off by Mrmacho October 8, 2016

I can see through your eyes 

A quiet expression of intimacy, shared when one can see through the eyes of another. Synchronicity of vision, across miles, between two people who have never met.
"I can see through your eyes", he said silently. So far away, she could hear him.

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The most scouse thing a scouser can say
Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny