Human Red Carpet 

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

Human Red Carpet by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human centipede 

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

Human centipede by anonymous October 7, 2020

Human Operating System 

Human Operating System or HOS is

an operating system designed by and for humans. The operating system is what allows you the user, a human to function and complete tasks.

The reason Gary is speaking with an English accents is that his human operating system (HOS) default setting is British.

Human Operating System by Snake Master November 10, 2020

Human Centipede 

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.

That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.

Human Centipede by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

Human-Day 

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

Human-Day by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

Human Squirt Gun 

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants

"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"

Human Squirt Gun by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020

human bacon 

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

human bacon by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020