Hand on shaft - Awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male's hand ending on another male's shaft.
"Kevin had an HOS experience with his roommate."
by Kevin's roommates April 21, 2010
used in e-cheating IM, blog, or email:

Wanna MIRL, OOPS! HOS, Bye!
by themomma December 26, 2008
The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
by Roy- December 20, 2006
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
by Quack Quack December 25, 2005
A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"
by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009
Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.
by Mark Brendans January 19, 2006