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Hand on shaft - Awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male's hand ending on another male's shaft.
"Kevin had an HOS experience with his roommate."
by Kevin's roommates April 21, 2010
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Wanna MIRL, OOPS! HOS, Bye!
by themomma December 26, 2008
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The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
by Roy- December 20, 2006
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Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
by Quack Quack December 25, 2005
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A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"
by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009
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1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation

2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding

3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"
Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.

Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 14, 2005
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