6 definitions by Futt Bucker69
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping
“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping
“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020