Schaubenfreude

The joy other NFL teams feel while playing against Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub. Related to schadenfreude (a feeling of enjoyment derived from the troubles of other people).

San Francisco 49ers fans ecstatically felt Schaubenfreude when the Houston Texans quarterback threw two interceptions and a pick 6 against their defense to hand them the game on a golden platter.

by veecter October 8, 2013

schlub

Famously noted in the movie 'Big Daddy'; a schlub is a cross between a scrub and a slob.

Don't be a schlub.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

scheuing

Scheuing is a surname that comes from a German background

Hi Mr. Scheuing, how are you today?

by Amanda Scheuing June 22, 2008

schbwap

A popular onomatopoeia in the Ultimate Frisbee community. The sound of hand to plastic during a handblock. Can also be applied to a footblock. Often, it is repeated by sideline players.

Chaban handblocked the attempted huck, and Knorek screamed "schbwap!"

by Chester A Arthur April 3, 2009

scaburbate

The act of masturbating so often, that one's penis starts to develop dry, scabby spots.

When Memo's girlfriend is goes to L.A. to shoot porn for a few weeks, he scaburbates.

by Zayda.j July 7, 2010

Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

schdud

a person that refers to nigger or nogger.

You are a schdud!

by Savaira May 10, 2018