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an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples
Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
schlud by shyjason September 5, 2005
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1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
schudel by alanman September 21, 2008
1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
schudel by alanman September 22, 2008

schmuddlapp 

A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.

schmoot
Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck.
schmuddlapp by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

Dwide Schrude 

Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.
Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."

Schaudenfreude 

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.
Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.
Schaudenfreude by Roland819 November 23, 2006