It was a perfect night. Oysters, champagne, everything, and then to make my ecstasy complete, he clegged me.
by Clags-to-riches December 2, 2004
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Get the Cleg mug.Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.
This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.
This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.
"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".
"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"
Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"
"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"
Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"
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Get the Clegg mug.Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use
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