Cleg

The practice of pinning someone down and farting in their mouth.

It was a perfect night. Oysters, champagne, everything, and then to make my ecstasy complete, he clegged me.

by Clags-to-riches December 2, 2004

Cleg

To eat a chip out of someones ass.

I Clegged sally last night. She stained my chip.

by Asscrash June 21, 2007

Clegged

Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.

This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.

"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".

"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"

Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"

by laughingboy65 November 30, 2010

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Clegg

When the smegma is very clumpy

“Yo dude, do I smell some clegg.” - Jim
“Yes bro, I have clumpy smegma.” - Ralph

by Bean2825 November 3, 2020

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 14, 2007

cleggy of

run of with somethin

ill cleggy off with his stereo hes bin givin me his abuse da gay bellend

by a.f.05 September 24, 2005