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Clegging 

Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.
Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
Clegging by Brombles May 14, 2010
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clegging 

The state in which one's ball sac clings to one's leg.
"I was distracted, my balls are clegging!"

"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)

"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
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clegging 

The act of having an amazonian sized woman pegging a smaller man.
My coworker Tim got his first clegging last night. He was so excited about it he forgot to stop by and get his pizza slice before work.
clegging by NotEvenBatman April 23, 2025

cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.
Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.
cloggingbog by boggerclogger December 27, 2020

Cregging 

Committing public displays of affection in a gross and overly loving manner. This can include kissing, touching, tickling, secret whispering, private knowing glances in the company of strangers, friends and family. It also suggests a total lack of awareness at the discomfort of those witnessing the creg.

Noun- a creg
verb- to creg
plural- creggan
"Did you see Chris cregging with his girlfriend"
"Ye, she was kissing his neck and grabbing his joint!"
Cregging by Girton Biscuit April 27, 2010

Clogging 

A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.
Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky.
Clogging by thefairestofthemall March 10, 2009

Clit Clogging 

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".
Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!
Clit Clogging by John Agony October 31, 2007