clegh

When you think some someone or something is gross, or you don't like it.

You are clegh.
This calender is clegh.

by notclegh June 21, 2016

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

Cleganebowl

An event of undefinable hype. Hype beyond hype. The matchup of the century, of all centuries:

THE MOUNTAIN vs THE HOUND

See: "Showdown" by Electric Light Orchestra.

*GET HYPE*

PERSON 1: Well, technically we don't know that the eight foot monstrosity created by Qyburn, known as Robert Strong, is actually Gregor Clegane, who is also eight foot and was given over to Qyburn after the duel with Oberyn. Just like we technically don't know that the Gravedigger is Sandor Clegane.

PERSON 2: Dude... Cleganebowl. GET HYPE!

by SlotBadger June 3, 2015

Clegg

/plural noun/: Cleggs

1. A popular slang word for those who practice Taintucluese. Usually referring to eggs and/or legs.

2. Kenny Powers’ longtime townie buddy in the hit TV series Eastbound & Down.

Ex. 1: Hey, did you see Clessi’s attack? Yeah, it was bad but give Clessi a break, he doesn’t have any cleggs.

Ex. 2: Nice cleggs!

Ex. 3: Which came first, the chicken or the clegg?

Ex. 4: Fuck you Clegg!

by Old Blacktoe October 23, 2023

Zinger Clegg

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole

I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg

by CleggMaster May 2, 2019

CLEGANEBOWL

FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

"Hey, so I heard this interesting 'Cleganebowl' theory about the Houn-"
"IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED"

by Sergeant Turdwhilst June 3, 2015

Clegger

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017