cleg

the pieces of shit that are stuck to ones arsehole haires as a result of bad arse wiping.

Shit there shit stuck on my arse. Shut up you cleg

by gangsta-rapper-antonio June 22, 2005

Cleg

Clunge-Smeg

An unwashed female will get a build up of this foul substance in her clunge. It is similar to male 'smeg'.

I went down on a girl last night but it didn't last long as she had so much cleg.

by sneakysneaks December 20, 2010

CLEG

that which is a bowl of vegetarian ingredients served at popular food chain, Chipotle. The abbreviation stands for Crispy Lettuce, Extra Guacamole...

Yo dude! You going to Chipotle?" "That is correct. Would you like your CLEG?

by The Hunster October 16, 2010

cleg

British. slang term for slut!

"Oh God! She is such a cleg."

by Randy November 26, 2004

Cleg

The practice of pinning someone down and farting in their mouth.

It was a perfect night. Oysters, champagne, everything, and then to make my ecstasy complete, he clegged me.

by Clags-to-riches December 2, 2004

Cleg

To eat a chip out of someones ass.

I Clegged sally last night. She stained my chip.

by Asscrash June 21, 2007

Cleg

Chubby Little Essex Girl or Cleg for short. Girl of below average looks and (even for Essex) make up skills who, because they aren’t attractive enough to attract a partner of their own age, tend to screw around and get used by bored older married men. Who they lie to.

Guy 1- “I see S*****y is hanging around k*****n as usual.”
Guy 2- “ yeah I heard her denying it earlier, to C*****y”
Guy 1- “bit obvious. She’s dripping all over him”
Guy 2- “what do you expect? She’s a cleg”

by Oompah loompah hunter June 12, 2020