Perch

Cool, a general affirmative statement

Those shoes are hella perch

by Bigdicknelly May 4, 2017

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

Perchanceses

The Percentage Of Your Chances

I think my Perchanceses would’ve risen if I had done something differently...

by JosephTheVa January 3, 2018

Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.

“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”

by sllubstick August 24, 2018

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018

Perchinkety

noun
pl. 'Perchinketies'
An object usually forming a random collection and found on dressers or unnecessary shelving. Often kitsch in nature and forming the general tasteless bric-a-brac and ballast collected in a home. Usesless tat, the kind sold at schnorkler's shops.

(See defintion of 'ballast' and 'schnorklers' shop' for further info)

"Does the house come with that perchinkety on the shelf there?"

"Do you think I should get this ugly perchinkety for your Mum for her birthday?"

by R.K.Danicic August 17, 2020

PeRcHiK

When a CS:GO game goes to overtime or when multiple series of a CS:GO tournament go to overtime.

- Damn man, this #NINEtoFIVE game looks like it's going to OT.
- Yeah, this one's a PeRcHiK special.

by Anakinttv August 18, 2020