sllub

stale and crusty cum. used many Illinois residents.

often looking like axe deodorant.
dood, what the fuck! you got your sllub all over my gym shorts and now its stankin up the locker room!
by sllubstick October 17, 2011
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Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.
Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
by sllubstick August 24, 2018
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