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1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.
1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.
chances by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009
Words you can keep
when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.
the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net
chances by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005
Word to use when you arent going to do something or dont want to do something
Guy 1 : there is an essay due tomorrow in English class
Guy 2: chances i do it
Chances by Fergasquatch October 5, 2018
Female the opposite of chance.
Charming loving caring

Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.
Chances the look in your eyes
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.

Can't Get enough
Chances by Egyptian user November 24, 2021

Chances Videos 

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.
"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup
Chances Videos by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

to take chances 

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.
Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!
to take chances by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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