chances

1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009

chances

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net

by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005

Chances

Word to use when you arent going to do something or dont want to do something

Guy 1 : there is an essay due tomorrow in English class
Guy 2: chances i do it

by Fergasquatch October 5, 2018

Chances

Female the opposite of chance.
Charming loving caring

Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.

Chances the look in your eyes
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.

Can't Get enough

by Egyptian user November 24, 2021

Chances Videos

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.

"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup

by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

to take chances

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.

Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!

by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017