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1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.
1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.
chances by Lissabaverlorin January 8, 2009
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when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.
the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net
chances by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005
Word to use when you arent going to do something or dont want to do something
Guy 1 : there is an essay due tomorrow in English class
Guy 2: chances i do it
Chances by Fergasquatch October 5, 2018
Female the opposite of chance.
Charming loving caring

Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.
Chances the look in your eyes
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.

Can't Get enough
Chances by Egyptian user November 24, 2021

Chances Videos 

Controversial type of videos in which someone (usually a user or fictional character) begs for another chance and the creator of the video along with his/her/their friends refuse to give the victim a second chance. They were invented in 2017.
"Chances Videos are worse than Prank VHS and DVD Openings! They must be stopped!" - Buttercup
Chances Videos by Ryan900USAYT March 17, 2022

to take chances 

to do something in spite of the risk that it implies.
Sometimes you have to take chances if you want to succed!
to take chances by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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