muff mist

Like a fine fog when you walk into the real classy strip club.

I can't see charity doing her pole work through this muff mist.

by stalkmaster August 22, 2015

muffin buffing

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

muffdoctor

A gynecologist.

She goes to the muffdoctor periodically for preventing health problems.

by potatoninja July 24, 2017

Muffernity Wear

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.

Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.

by talks558 October 7, 2010

muffin stable

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.

I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.

by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011