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Frappuccino 

Saying fuck and crap at the same time, but adding -puccino- because you're extra like that
Bob-Hey can you get my waterbottle?
Steve-Ya sure
Steve-Frappuccino i dropped it
Bob-what?
Frappuccino by cayleigh68 September 15, 2022

Flint Frappuccino 

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."
Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.

Fapucino 

The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.
Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.

Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.
Fapucino by frankfantasia September 17, 2014

fappachino 

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo
tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

Cappuccino

Linked to the phrase capping. Used when someone is lying or over-exaggerating to mock them and tell them to chill out with it.
Person 1: I went to some party the other day and all of them gyal them were all over man.

Person 2: Ayy someone get this boy a cappuccino because this boy is capping. Why are you lying as if I wasn’t there. It was only 1 girl my g.
Cappuccino by Honey101 September 1, 2019

cappuccino'd

The embarrassing moment when you buy takeaway coffee for meeting participants and they either do not show up or they cancel the meeting 5 or 10 minutes before the meeting.
Sam got cappuccino'd, there was nothing sadder than watching him walk in for the meeting with 3 cappuccinos for the client but they had just called and cancelled.