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cappuccino'd

The embarrassing moment when you buy takeaway coffee for meeting participants and they either do not show up or they cancel the meeting 5 or 10 minutes before the meeting.
Sam got cappuccino'd, there was nothing sadder than watching him walk in for the meeting with 3 cappuccinos for the client but they had just called and cancelled.
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neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

No cappuccino 

No cap
“Aye bro that bitch is fine
“Hell yeah no cappuccino
No cappuccino by Ennishater December 15, 2018

No Cappuccino 

Saying No Cappuccino is like saying No Cap but saying no cap there is a possibility that you are lying but if you say No Cappuccino you are 100% serious and if you lie when saying No Cappuccino especially the boys you are the fakest of your friends.
Jacob: Yo bro did you take my pencil
Jarrod: Nah man No Cappuccino it wasn’t me

Jacob: alright then but if your lying ima make your back crooked oh wait...

Jarrod: aye fuck you

lefty cappuccino 

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it's foamy and you follow the next few steps. Once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the cum between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his cock. Thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his dick.
I knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.
lefty cappuccino by 3rdrider November 12, 2011

Cupertino Cappuccino 

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.
John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

pussy cappuccino 

The frothed ejaculate created inside a vagina when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk - as in a cappuccino.
Brad Pitt kept plowing Angelina Jolie after he blew a huge load in her tight pink pussy. By the time he pulled out, his frothy man-ranch had made her vagina look like a pussy cappuccino.
pussy cappuccino by Cock Blogger March 20, 2009
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