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Brea Olinda High School 

A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.

The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.

The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.

(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
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kantor king solomon high school 

school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk
boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings

Vernon Hills high school 

A good school with many excellent teachers. The teachers try to help students much as they can until they pass the class. Some or most of the teachers in this school would give students retakes.

but...

DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.

Bethlehem Central High School

A school for James Charles' hopeless descendents
Kid 1: Omg did you go to the football game last night?? We won 55 - 0!
Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back

pittsfield high school 

location: east street pittsfield massachusetts.

description of school: the class offerings are better than the other pittsfield high schools. they are ranked 3rd in massachusetts for AP classes. but on the other hand almost half of the students fail the yearly test known the MCAS. all the teachers have sticks shoved up their asses. some of the teachers may be on some of the drugs that students participate in. but overall the academics of the school are good.

sports: most phs sports suck.

football- filled with gay assholes who admit to having small dicks and they cant even win a single game yet they walk around like they own the school.
soccer: run by the spanish teacher who likes to think he's the hue heffner of pittsfield. his soccer team who he has so much passion for sucks ass.

cheerleaders: ghetto.

students: the student population is very diverse. consisting of the mexicans who are about 50% of the population. everyone else is white and then there are few blacks and asians but most blacks go to the other high school in pittsfeild known as taconic. the white students are ghetto and poor and the ones who arent are considered filthy rich even though theyre really not. the students also have ABSOLUTELY NO SCHOOL SPIRIT. its terrible. most students participate in some sort of drug or alcoholic substance. they are either getting high or drunk every weekend but theyre parties are almost usually crashed by the cops.
"hey i go to pittsfield high school!"
"oh really? you can you hook me up with a mexican or maybe some pot?!"
"oh yeah defnitely! want to get drunk with me too this weekend?!"
"yeaah man! we such BAMF's!"
"hell yeah!"

Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

Manchester High School (CT) 

1) Just like any other fuck-ass high school: air conditioning only in the new "freshman wing" (though they deserve it the least) no heating in the portable classrooms that constantly reek of mold, and almost all the bathrooms are locked at any given time.

Known for a major gang fight that got many students and parents very pissed off because the principal would not tell anyone the truth about what happened. (He was placed on leave soon after)
The school has no notable sports yet worships them anyway, giving them a good few pages of articles in their "newspaper"; while award winning music groups and other clubs are lucky to get mention.

2) A school where the minority is white.

3) A place where you're more likely to get a detention for forgetting your ID card than an actual education.

4) A place besides prison where you can get routinely fucked over.
"Aw, man! I got stopped in the hallway because there was a sticker on my ID. They charged me two dollars and I missed half my class. When I finally got there my teacher gave me a detention for being late!"
"That's Manchester High School (CT) for ya"

Teacher:"Manchester High School (CT) pride!"
Student:"Can I go to the bathroom?" *Leaves and does not come back*