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pimp my ride 

When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.
man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
pimp my ride by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
To have sex , to ask for sex as in "any chance of a ride?". Agood looking man or woman is also referred to as a ride. To have sex, e.g I just had a ride with Silvia. Most popular useage in Ireland.The comittments film has numerous mentions of a ride or also Riding, the act of sex. "I was riding me Mot last night", I was having sex with my girlfriend last night
I" had a great ride last night" FANCY A RIDE?
a ride by BICUSNICUS April 25, 2016

Bake Ride 

Going for a drive deliberately to smoke weed.
I just rolled two fatty's, you down for a bake ride?
Bake Ride by HigherLifestyle March 2, 2009

Casper Ride 

When a female lying on her back lets go of the dildo she is using while it's still penetrating her, then contracts and relaxes causing the dildo to rise and/or fall back into her.
Pervert; "So, I watched some pretty sick porn last night.."

Pedophile; "Oh yeah?... what made it so good?"

Pervert; "Some porn star was doing the casper ride on the hood of a jeep!"
Casper Ride by De *WEEZ* of AES March 26, 2009

that ride is off da books 

A vehicle that is completely "decked out" as far as engine, audio system and anything else found inside a vehicle.
The judge at the car show said "that ride is off da books!"

Ghost ride the wip 

When you are walking beside your car as it is moving with no one in it.