What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

CRAPCUNTS 

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters. An acronym used to describe multiplayer battle arena FPS games with generic character classes and a distinctive Western artstyle. Inspired by the term ASSFAGGOTS.

"Hey man, you wanna play Overwatch?"

"Nah, I don't play CRAPCUNTS."

CRAPCUNTS by JohannesBusgo June 13, 2016

crapware 

Crap software thats packaged inside other software that you dont want or the crap thats preinstalled sometimes when you buy a PC

OOH EHMM GHEE dell put so much crapware on my computah, why would anyone want AOL installed!

crapware by renlok July 1, 2009

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

Crapperpillar 

A caterpillar which appears cute until you notice the little present it has left on your hand.

"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"

"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"

"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"

*Flick*

Crapperpillar by Catlius October 7, 2010

Holden Craptiva 

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

Holden Craptiva by MoronHater July 23, 2016