dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

by MrBQ June 30, 2014

dick therapy

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.

"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"

by kingjazzy October 13, 2014

Dick Gumshoe

The biggest Miles Edgeworth simp bigger than Ema Skye

Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character

Orange: Dick Gumshoe

by Thatonebi_bitch October 1, 2021

dick flick

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 14, 2003

dick foam

The aftermath of your cum after you ejaculate and decide to go for an immediate round 2 after your done look down and the cum from round 1 will be frothy

i should of cleaned up instead of going again straight away now my dicks coverd in dick foam

by 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' November 4, 2018

dick-sappointment

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )

Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment

by diddy kong September 28, 2009