dick-sappointment

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )

Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment

by diddy kong September 28, 2009

dick appointment

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dick Appointment

A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy

Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on

by PizzaMan Ant November 22, 2021

Dickappointment

The disillusion felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Sheila finally decided to bed her roomate Rhonda after her last and perhaps final instance of dickappointment with her most recent boyfriend, Clyde.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

Dickappointment

Don’t make the grave mistake of confusing this for “dick appointment”. This is when you’ve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.

I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldn’t keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I can’t even look at him the same anymore.

by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019