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therapeutic by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Therapeutic Joey Jab
The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.
After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.
Therapeutic Joey Jab by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
therapeutic hold
therapeutic hold by Shadow Creator September 19, 2007
Therapeutic Painting
Theraputic Painting is something to do with friends when you are stressed out or had a really bad day! This can take place at your home with suplies from and arts and crafts store such as joanns or michaels or at color me mine.
-What are you doing Saturday?
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!
Therapeutic Painting by welovecsi July 20, 2009
Therapeutic Butfucking
Therapeutic Butfucking by yeetaaron1 July 24, 2023
Therapeutic Boarding School
Aka Therapy School aka reform school. Some real bullshit. A place you're sent away to. You'll only want to do more shit once you get out. Locking a kid up in a cage will break them while they're in it, and then when they're released it's party time.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.
Some good can come, but not without some bad.
"Montana Academy, a therapeutic boarding school helped me.....and also helped me realize I wanted to drink and smoke pot."
"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."
"Oh, therapeutic boarding school...I was once sent away to therapy school, and my youth disintegrated before my eyes."
Therapeutic Boarding School by Juriko_rocks_you November 7, 2008
Therapeutic Delay
When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.
The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.
Therapeutic Delay by wordelder April 11, 2011
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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