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Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.
by Trenton Romulox December 4, 2006
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Jerod

Someone who is a great person. They have a wonderful personality and make you feel loved. They like to live life to the fullest, but know their boundaries. They're very artistic and intellectual. Their taste in music is "different." They are beautiful inside and out. You can get lost in their eyes and sweet hugs and kisses. They make a great partner. They're sweet, kind, cute, loyal, and AMAZING.
I love Jerod.
Jerod is amazing.
The best boyfriend out there is Jerod.
Jerod is the coolest person I know.
by clogger91 January 18, 2011
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Princeton New Jersey

Princeton (sometimes referred to as P-town by the blacks and ghettos) is your average high income town. Though a good majority of people are of a high income stasis there is a Princeton Ghetto. Across the street from the Hospital is where it begins featuring streets like Birch and Clay. The ghetto people are geographically segregated from the rich. The rich live on a huge hill, cherry hill. At the high school the rich kids intermingle with the poor. This cultural melting pot drives many young Princetonians to a life of crime. Since the underworld is rooted from New Brunswick (this is where all our good bud comes from) and Trenton (where other drugs and shitty buds comes from) entering the criminal world is difficult so most just start smoking shit loads of weed. This is the #1 past time for Princeton's bored adolescents. This demand for weed creates a fairly complex system of high school dealers. Kids often go to "town" and end up sitting around doing nothing. The third floor of the library has a teen center and is a popular hangout.
by OneStopShop June 12, 2009
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Jerry Falwell

A terrorist.

Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.
Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.
by camry July 2, 2005
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Jerk

Noun. An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, selfish, ignorant, cocky person who is inconsiderate and does stupid things.
"You're such a JERK for leaving me at the mall with no ride home!"
by x8drea8x August 3, 2005
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jersey hit and quit

The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.

*May be illegal.
Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.
by jerseyjanitor4life January 19, 2011
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Jersey Shore

An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities.
Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night?
Dude2: You mean Jersey Shore right??
by thedirtydude1122 March 25, 2010
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