Picture Reminder

The act of helping someone remember something by sending them a picture or photo.

Could be an event, a thing or an action caught on film that someone doesn't remember or "says" they don't remember (a.k.a. plausible deniability or just denial)

I can't believe you don't remember what you did last night, let me send you a picture reminder.

Did you say you never wore those hideous clothes, I'll send you a picture reminder of you in them?

by tcornsimp July 21, 2009

Mistake Remover

A casual way of saying an abortion.

Person 1: "Can I get a Mistake Remover?"
Person 2: "What do you think you're at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "O ya and can I get some fries with that too?"

by hjfjdas April 9, 2011

working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

by bethm March 1, 2012

Schrute remark

An unnecessarily or inappropriately scathing and pedantic remark, retort, or explanation. Often considered obnoxious.

A Schrute remark:

Jim Halpert looks out window Hey look everyone, It's snowing.
Dwight Schrute pretend cute-kid voice Omigod! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him all of your Christmas dreams? Hmm? turns serious It's not even real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.

by A Yankee April 13, 2013

draft remorse

The pain you feel the day after your fantasy league draft, when you realize you made bad decisions.

I can't believe this is my team for the season. I've never felt such draft remorse.

by footballliz August 30, 2013

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016