9 definitions by tcornsimp
We had a great cellvacation getting away from work and going to the beach.
I need a few hours of absolute cellvacation, I just can't take it anymore !
Tyler realizes he isn't a bomb-diffusing robot or a brain surgeon, so he doesn't HAVE to answer the text or phone all the time and takes much needed cellvacations regularly.
I need a few hours of absolute cellvacation, I just can't take it anymore !
Tyler realizes he isn't a bomb-diffusing robot or a brain surgeon, so he doesn't HAVE to answer the text or phone all the time and takes much needed cellvacations regularly.
by tcornsimp August 27, 2009
An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.
When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.
by tcornsimp January 8, 2008
Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.
I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
by tcornsimp September 8, 2008
A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.
by tcornsimp January 1, 2022
The act of helping someone remember something by sending them a picture or photo.
Could be an event, a thing or an action caught on film that someone doesn't remember or "says" they don't remember (a.k.a. plausible deniability or just denial)
Could be an event, a thing or an action caught on film that someone doesn't remember or "says" they don't remember (a.k.a. plausible deniability or just denial)
I can't believe you don't remember what you did last night, let me send you a picture reminder.
Did you say you never wore those hideous clothes, I'll send you a picture reminder of you in them?
Did you say you never wore those hideous clothes, I'll send you a picture reminder of you in them?
by tcornsimp July 22, 2009
An animal (generally humans) whose normal diet includes both plants and animals, or anything else edible in excessive amounts when intoxicated or inebriated.
A person who will eat anything when they are drunk.
A person who will eat anything when they are drunk.
by tcornsimp January 21, 2008
An invitation that someone, usually a friend, family, or co-worker, e-mailed you, so you can join their network on LinkedIn.com
Hey, I just e-mailed you a LinkedInvitation, make sure you accept it, so you can join my network.
Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?
Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?
by tcornsimp April 17, 2008