We had a great cellvacation getting away from work and going to the beach.
I need a few hours of absolute cellvacation, I just can't take it anymore !
Tyler realizes he isn't a bomb-diffusing robot or a brain surgeon, so he doesn't HAVE to answer the text or phone all the time and takes much needed cellvacations regularly.
I need a few hours of absolute cellvacation, I just can't take it anymore !
Tyler realizes he isn't a bomb-diffusing robot or a brain surgeon, so he doesn't HAVE to answer the text or phone all the time and takes much needed cellvacations regularly.
by tcornsimp August 27, 2009
Get the cellvacationmug. The act of expressing some outrageous, energetic and exacerbated joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of another.
The most extreme way to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.
Generally used in a sarcastic manner, or in a derogatory sense.
The most extreme way to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.
Generally used in a sarcastic manner, or in a derogatory sense.
Wow! That's amazing, you two got married on your first date, I'm sure it'll last forever, congratufrickenlations !
by tcornsimp February 13, 2008
Get the CONGRATUFRICKENLATIONS mug. Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.
I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
by tcornsimp October 24, 2008
Get the Sit-down comedymug. An animal (generally humans) whose normal diet includes both plants and animals, or anything else edible in excessive amounts when intoxicated or inebriated.
A person who will eat anything when they are drunk.
A person who will eat anything when they are drunk.
by tcornsimp January 21, 2008
Get the drunkivoremug. An invitation that someone, usually a friend, family, or co-worker, e-mailed you, so you can join their network on LinkedIn.com
Hey, I just e-mailed you a LinkedInvitation, make sure you accept it, so you can join my network.
Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?
Tina-Louise has rejected over 18 linkedinvitations that I sent to her. I think it's over ... or is it?
by tcornsimp April 17, 2008
Get the LinkedInvitationmug. An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.
When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.
by tcornsimp January 14, 2008
Get the pity invitemug. The act of helping someone's memory of a thing, event or an action by sending them a photo, picture or video of it.
Could be an event, a thing or an action caught on film that someone doesn't remember or "says" they don't remember (a.k.a. plausible deniability or just denial)
Could be an event, a thing or an action caught on film that someone doesn't remember or "says" they don't remember (a.k.a. plausible deniability or just denial)
I can't believe you don't remember what you did last night, let me send you a video reminder.
Did you say you never wore those hideous clothes, I'll send you a video reminder of you in them?
Did you say you never wore those hideous clothes, I'll send you a video reminder of you in them?
by tcornsimp July 21, 2009
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