remotely 

Something that is far away, in a certain way. Often used to describe how different a is from b.

-Playing a guitar is remotely different from playing the drums, you'll never make it! Make it, never! Never it make! You'll never make it!!
-Yes I will dad! Just watch me! *runs off crying*

remotely by Jonas Har En Paraply September 19, 2007

Remotely working 

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

Remotely working by karens727 October 2, 2009

remotely retarded 

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.

dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."

remotely retarded by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

working remotely 

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

working remotely by bige42785 August 25, 2011

remoteless 

when you lose your Tv remote

when the remote slipped between the sofa pillows the family were remoteless until it was found

remoteless by Who?is you March 14, 2017

Remotedly 

More businessy form of remotely.

I remotedly resolved the issue by re-booting.

Remotedly by kewner September 4, 2009

remotelist 

The best person around always good at video games and is a great friend

Dan: you are really good at this game

Blue: thank you

Dan: you are an absolute remotelist

remotelist by Remotelist May 16, 2018