Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011

skanked

When you steal or take somthing from sombody! usealy said as takeing or after takeing the desired object!

"hahaha, Skanked!"
"you so just got Skanked!"

by Cassie Montgomery September 30, 2003

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

spanked

When your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking "submit", You got spanked.

Forum guy 1: Heres a youtube link
Forum guy 2: I found it on youtube!
(edit) Damn, i got spanked by forum guy 1

by Cunning June 27, 2007

shanked

To hit a golf ball off the hozel of the club making it go almost directly to the right if you are a righty, or left if you are lefty.

Golfer 1-"Nice hozel rocket big guy!"

Golfer 2-"Whatever I've only shanked it once in my career."

by J-Dot July 29, 2008

Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".

1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.

by DJ delerious June 14, 2009

Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

by The Pear January 9, 2013