Vampire Money

1. Money that is spent in vain, and upon retrospection, seems to have "vanished," just as a vampire does while looking into a mirror.

2. A song by My Chemical Romance that lyrically examines the vain of earning vampire money; i.e. selling out.

Band Boy A: We just got a record deal! We just got paid $100,000!

Band Boy B: We are so rich and famous!

(two months later)

Band Boy A: It was all vampire money.

Band Boy B: Fuck. We're broke and alone.

by Suburban Decay January 1, 2011

Acid Money

Money that is saved up to purchase LSD, or acid.

Rob: Hey man, do you have any acid money?

Caleb: No, I forget to save.

by Drug Encyclopedia May 1, 2015

sti money

covid-relief Stimulus Check payments to US citizens

Let's go party, just got my Sti money!

by MrrH March 20, 2021

hemorrhaging money

An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.

The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

Mr. Tit Money

Anagram of Mr. Tit Money himself, Mitt Romney. He aspires to be Mr. Tit Money, President of The United States of America, the biggest tit of them all, and the most money.

"Hey did you vote today?"
"Oh yeah"
"Who?"
"Mr. Tit Money"
"Yeah he's pretty money."

by Ms. Tit Money January 4, 2012

i love money

show on vh1 featuring members from i love new york, flavor of love, and rock of love, as they compete for $250,000

dude i watched i love money last night!

by bulldog889 October 20, 2008

They never should've gave you niggas money

A phrase uttered when a rich and/or famous black person does or says something so stupid that it can be viewed as an embarrassment to the entire race. Can range from a ridiculous comment to a stupid action, or anything that helps to further the stereotypes against blacks. Often puts even-keeled blacks in the tough spot of hating some of their own, while simultaneously keeping YT in his place. If these people were not rich and famous, they would be able to exist in obscurity as the idiots that they are, drawing very little attention to themselves except for when they inevitably end up on the local 10:00 news over some dumb shit.

Taken from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Rappers and pro athletes are the most common targets of this remark. Watch 106 and Park or any major celebrity event on BET, and you'll be saying this quite a bit.

*turns to 2009 BET Awards*

*Sees Soulja Boy*

Me: "They never should've gave you niggas money!"

by hatestupidity June 29, 2009