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anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012
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douchefag

This word has 2 seperate meanings.

1) A person being a douche and/or douchebag and a fag simultaneously. Originated from the 2nd powerthirst video (look it up on youtube.)

2) My def.: the process of taking a shower(douche means shower in french) and smoking a cigerette(fag means a cig) at the same time.
1) Chuck: Hey, who the hell do you think you are, douchefag?
Kyle: Your mom, hoebag
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2) Mom: Son, what are you doing in there?
Son: I'm taking a douchefag, now leave me the hell alone!
by David789 February 9, 2009
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douchefag

Used similarly to its phrase of origin (douchebag) to describe someone of negligible character, someone shady or a repeat offender of crimes of douchebaggery.
The guy who always under estimates the number of beers he will drink when it is time to pool cash for a beer run is a real douchefag.
by trippnballz April 3, 2009
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douchefag

a person who is a douche and also a fag
the new kid is a total douchefag
by ray maas March 28, 2009
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douchefag

The combined name given to a douchebag and/or a fag.
"eurgh, that Harvey is such a douchefag"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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douchefag

a combination of calling someone a douchebag and a faggot.
oh my god, this guy is pissing me off.. he's such a douchefag.
by swagga_stupid_perfect February 22, 2010
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Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
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