Cola cucking

The act of taking your friends wife or girlfriend into a bar bathroom and using a pipe to jet rum and cola into her rectum, then forcing her to shit into a container, and using the mixture as a lubricant for violent sex.

Lily:"Take me to the doctor, I got a yeast infection because me and John were Cola Cucking last night at the bar."
Hannah: "ok, Jesus."

by ZeroPointPortal September 25, 2017

cracking cards

stealings someone's bank card and social security card and draining the account of all it's money

1:you cracking cards?

2:ye
3:lol u crazy

by FLEMO Brogod July 25, 2014

flat cocking

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.

My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"

by RDSTUD September 21, 2007

Cocking the foreskin

The act of cocking the foreskin of ones penis, similar in fashion to cocking a pump action shotgun. This act is often performed prior to taking a piss and shouldn't be confused with masturbation.

I engage in cocking the foreskin of my penis before every piss to make sure its loaded

by OranageHasu16 December 4, 2012

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

Cockingwee

Irish word for pissing on the toilet seat

I'm off for a cockingwee bud

by The Fucker 69 October 11, 2016

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017