baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

A shredder

A person who skate boards

Guy: Dude, look at me shred!!
Other Guy: That's so raw, dude! You're such a shredder!!

by Animal... May 22, 2016

shredder

a gay man that is to scared to come out of the closet

ur such a shredder

by brafy November 23, 2021

Shredder

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.

Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.

by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

Shredder

A stupid purse and/or bag that looks like a cat, or has been destroyed by a cat

Can be found at H&M. Example: Shopping at H&M "do you like this bag?" "no it looks like a stupid cat-bag, like a shredder".

by JMAWCGY June 6, 2011