shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

by got your nose May 26, 2020

shreader

Combination of Shitting and Reading

Dude: Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude #2: He's a Shreader
Dude: What's that?
Dude #2: You know, someone who shits and reads, a shreader!

by Nick Fox January 6, 2009

shredder

The bad guy in the Darth Vader-themed getup from Ninja Turtles.

Also known as Oroko Saki (sp? - real name) and "Saki-chan" (what Krang calls him in the 1996 Ninja Turtles anime OVAs).

Shredder: "Tonight I dine on turtle soup."

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

pink house with brown shudders

Another way of describing a woman's pussy. Usually of the less preferred variety. Inside pink (the house), the outside lips (the brown shudders).

I still ate Nancy out even though she had a Pink house with Brown Shudders.

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

Shreddies

An item of men's underwear that is well past the advised periodical washing threshold.

"Cor mate, get a look at my chocolate shreddies"

"Have you got clean shreddies on?"

"I'm packing some serious shreddies guys"

by BigMuffExpress February 4, 2012

Shredder mouth

A woman who trys to suck dick and her sharp teeth keeps scratching your penis cause she won't open her mouth more

So what happened with domonique

I had to leave her alone can't be with a female who can't suck dick its 2019

Fucking shredder mouth

by Kings_rule69 September 24, 2019

Dick Shredder

A term for a whore who sucked a lotta dick in her day.

Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.

I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.

by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013