Nasonex Surprise

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.

John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.

by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010

Navonce

Derogatory term based around nonce but with more emphasis on being socially irritating and short of intelligence rather then being socially and morally illegal.

Carly; Do you like my skirt?
James; Its Lime green with pink polka dots and red stripes. Of course I dont you Navonce.

Similar to Tosser.

by Richard Sykes January 5, 2006

nauson

A word refering to someone who is being naughty in a sexual way
or
refering to male of female genitalia

" get your fingers out of my ass you nauson "
or
" get your hands off/on my nauson "

by Bobby Meeks October 5, 2006

nasogurgitated

The process during listening to your friends graphic description of a non-descript act or acts whilst attempting to drink a beverage and laughing and choking so violently at the same time that the beverage shoots out of your nose.

I was drinking my soda when he made me laugh so hard, I nasogurgitated!

by I'Zheet M'Drours May 30, 2008

Nasconded

Getting absolutely wankered in the afternoon in a female friend's (often a bit of a whore) room of your choice.

Let's get absolutely nasconded.

by Odge1 May 8, 2010

najona

She is a beautiful stoner with a heart of gold can be confused as a demon when agitated hates phoniness and will cut you off like you never existed laid back and truthful your lucky if you know one

Najona is the shit

by Pytstoner December 21, 2016

nalon

Nalon is a strong determined person that does whatever she puts her mind to, she is sweet, athletic, smart, funny, trustworthy, the list is endless. She has an amazing personality that lightens everyone’s spirit that is around her. you can always count on her to cheer you up. She has a huge competitive spirit and won’t back down. Overall she is an amazing person and so fun to be around.

If your not friends with Nalon you are missing out.

by Truth12375 June 11, 2018