Man

A piece of work. Noble in reason, infinite in faculties, express and admirable in form and moving, in action like an angel, in apprehension like a god. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals. A quintessence of dust. In spite of all this, still not particularly delightful.

William Shakespeare, Abraham Lincoln, David Beckham, Catherine of Aragon, Julie Christie, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Maximilien Robespierre, John Hughes, Thomas Aquinas, Jawaharlal Nehru, Sergei Eisenstein, Pancho Villa, Sun Tzu, Marie Curie, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johannes Gutenberg, Amelia Earhart, Adolf Hitler, Ethel Merman, Walt Disney, Cai Lun, Sitting Bull, Robert Pattinson, Rutherford B. Hayes, Jorge Luis Borges, Mary Shelley, Suleiman the Magnificent, Che Guevara, Chuck Norris, Werner Herzog, Agatha Christie, Boris Pasternak, Moses Maimonedes, Cecil B. DeMille, Phillip Glass, Nelson Mandela, Coco Chanel, Rumi, Rick Astley, Fritz Lang, Ashton Kutcher, Ernest Hemingway, D.W. Griffith, Mikhail Gorbachev, John Calvin, Luke Bean, Jerry Seinfeld, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Stanley Kubrick, Angela Lansbury, Joan of Arc, Tenzing Norgay, Patrick Swayze, Pericles, Daniel Webster, Elizabeth Taylor, Mansa Musa, Tom Cruise, Chou En Lai, etc. etc.

Man by lukebn June 23, 2010

man

A special species of primate that likes to touch itself, consume alcohol in place of water, have sex nonstop, smoke like trains, watch naked human women copulate with each other (lesbians), and other weird (suicidal) shit.

That man has been running back and forth to the liquor store and tobacco shed (and sex shop) all day.

man by GlidedNoo January 29, 2016

man

man = child

man help make child human

man by manIIItyranny May 6, 2022

man

someone who will protect you when feeling scared and someone who will listen when feeling confused. someone who you can lean on for support. someone who does need to belittle to feel like a real man.

gurl, my man is the greatest he made me breakfast in bed.

man by julia March 6, 2005

man

As Rudyard Kipling put it.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!


--Rudyard Kipling

One who can equally carry his friend or his adversery mentally or physically and is direct, honest and able to make his own decisions.

eg. Wilfred Owen
eg. some of the general population.

man by a February 18, 2007

man

A twisted creature that hates women but still wants to fuck them.

90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:

"useless stuff around the vagina",

"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and

"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".

You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?

man by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010

Man

A type of human generally hated or wanted killed by all feminists

Stupid Whore: OMG!!!! A...man... said hi to me during work I am so bringing him to court because he totally word raped my ears.

Man by A normal person you cuck July 27, 2017