incestphile

A person who has some sort of a sexual attraction to someone within their own family.

"Did you hear about that kid who liked his cousin?"

"Yeah, what an incestphile?!"

by The Looney Bin August 4, 2007

Incest

Pretty much the whole city of Shawano, Wisconsin. See Inbred

Tyrell: "You notice everyone in Shawano pretty much looks the same?"
Devonte: "Well the town motto is, 'Why walk across town when you can walk across the hall?'"
Tyrell: "What does that mean?"
Devonte: "It means that your mom is your aunt and your dad is your uncle."
Tyrell: "I still don't get it."
Devonte: "Definition: Incest means your family members screw each other."

by ToFlyToDie March 14, 2015

Incesteresting

The act of watching family members engage in sexual activity and finding it arousing.

The video of these two lesbian twins eating eachother out is incesteresting.

by Jarrett December 1, 2004

incest

It ain't incest unless it goes in!

Something done with family members when one feels that there is absolutely no other way of getting any

Adolescent experimentation, when two siblings are too nervous to approach anyone else

Johnny's sister gave him a hummer last night, but it's Ok because at least they didn't fuck

by pervo deluxe May 18, 2004

Hurricane Incest Trick

When you have a major hurricane hitting your area and all your family and extended family gets together in someone's house to take refuge from the storm within the storm area. Usually a Category 2 hurricane or above. A male finds a female family member he finds attractive, usually an adolescent, and tricks her into thinking they will not make it out alive when in reality, the chance of them losing their life in the hurricane is very minimal.

The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.

Hurricane Katrina was coming so my entire family and extended family went over my grandmother's house for shelter.

When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.

Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.

by The Jax October 13, 2008

Southern Incest

The act of having sweet southern sex with a closely blood related family member. Usually done in the south states of America.

My friend Billy Ray from Alabama is always talking about his southern incest with his cousin..Not sure what that means?

by Southern Christian User/Abuser June 22, 2018

ur ancestors incestors

A more advance insult used by only the highest of intellectuals, drives from others such as ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your grandpap, your grandmam a trans am and your Ur family tree lgbt

Billy: hey simon ur family lgbt
Simon: fuck u Billy ur ancestors incestors
*Billy becomes the goop that was used in the fake krabby parties and is crapped out by Sadam Hussein*

by Dat Nibba April 10, 2018