Furgus

One or more of the same species interacting in rude manner. Often refers to a vocal dispute.

check out doze chickens starting a Furgus! this shit is goina be wild!!!

by elliotmoose22 July 8, 2011

furguson

The damn ghetto son thats where all of the riots are

If you go to furguson you will get in a riot

by Your Mom December 2, 2014

fargasm

When a man or woman farts and has an orgasm simultaneously.

Josh was masturbating and at climax he farted...he had a fargasm.

by dankydoo June 9, 2009

Turd Ferguson

(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"

Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"

Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."

Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."

Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.

"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."

by Roberto B. September 4, 2009

Fergus

A small, annoying, high pitched creature

Hey, look at that fergus whining on his rusty trombone

by saxfiend February 7, 2010

Fagussy

A combination of the words faggot and pussy, used to describe a man who has fallen to the most unmanly of ways.

"Kevin cried after his highlights came out wrong" -A clear example of a fagussy

by TehVoot December 17, 2008

fargument

An embarrassing but thoroughly entertaining argument on Facebook, either between Facebook friends, or strangers with very little knowledge of their privacy settings.

Little Johnny and slightly smaller Geoffles had a fargument on John's status, about size – while the entire Eastern Seaboard read on.

by (s)hipster November 18, 2013