Conflobbled

For someones face to look like a Bum Crack.

Wow man your conflobbled

by joel1234567890987654321 May 20, 2015

Conflusterated

A conjunction of confused and frustrated.

I don't understand this at all! I'm so conflusterated!

by Geochem Astronerd May 30, 2015

Conflict Diamond

Something you have to buy your significant other after a really big fight.

"OMG look at your necklace! That's amazing!!" "yeah... remember that Ashley Madison hack? Conflict Diamond..."

by CmAC October 5, 2015

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

coffly

a thing that is brown and hot like coffee

that's very coffly!

by alvy200 March 21, 2016

Conflatulance

Both burping and passing gas at the same time.

Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.

How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?

That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.

Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.

by forpoppy May 14, 2016

Conflatulence

When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).

"Man, this guy has a serious case of conflatulence"

by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017