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The Coffey Handshake
The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.
As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.
"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017
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Coffey
A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."
Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"
Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."
Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."
Coffey by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010
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