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Ching chong, ling long, ting tong

Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say

Person: What

You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
by marcus23 November 13, 2013
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ching chong flu

when a person cant get enough of that ching chong the only date ching chongs and never go back
guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
by Derzero April 15, 2020
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Ching Chong

清倉 (In Cantonese)
noun
1. Clearance sale
an event at a store, during which it sells products at a lower price than usual in order to get rid of them
A:哇!IKEA一折清倉啊!
B: 吓?幾時姐!?等我早一日霸定個頭位!

A: Wow! 90% percent off crearance sare at IKEA!
B: So terrl me ware wis de ching chong!
by ChanOutsideMotherfucker! July 11, 2020
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ChingChong100

When (usually) an Asian man pickpockets other people's stuff using only chopsticks
ChingChong100

(News) Chinese man pickpockets iPhone off moving bicyclist using chopsticks
by Samuraiboii February 24, 2019
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Chingchonger

A derogatory/pejorative term for the Chinese due to their language (Also applies to Japanese, Koreans, Tibetans and Vietnamese)

Plural: Chingchongers
Chinese person: (In Mandarin) Don't ever think about putting a NATO Office in Japan.

Mike: oh shut up, Chingchonger.
by Porg009 May 12, 2023
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chingchangju

Chingchangju is a word between me and my bestfriend jiji, Because we tried to make her name sound chinese
Example: chingchangju my bestie
by L5xcas December 29, 2020
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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