Self-Statusfying 

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction

"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."

Self-Statusfying by efamilyusa February 4, 2010

Self - Assification 

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

Self - Assification by tomgreene March 4, 2010

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

self-gifting by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset

self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake

self-licensing by meCHS January 1, 2013

Self- Abstinence 

Forcing yourself not to masturbate for religious or personal reasons

Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."

Self- Abstinence by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014

Self-d 

When you take a selfie of your cock.

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.

Self-d by moss1972 June 13, 2015

self spankery 

Self spankery is the act of a lonely fuck boy that lacks a following of "hoes" and has to spank himself in light of not getting booty

Guy1: Have you heard Chris is experimenting with self spankery?

Guy2: I'm not surprised, we should have seen this coming.

self spankery by FlaccidPeelz March 4, 2016