Definitions by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou

Hard Porn Rock 

Masturbing in beat to a metal/hardcore rock song

Guy 1: "Dude, why won't Johnny come out with us?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"

Hard Porn Rock by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014

Self- Abstinence 

Forcing yourself not to masturbate for religious or personal reasons

Guy 1: "Have you seen Timmy, he looks more wound up than usual."
Guy 2: "Dude, haven't you heard, he's practicing self- abstinence."

Self- Abstinence by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014