Self-D

A male taking a photo of his genitals and sending it to another in text message or other form of social media. See also "dick pic"

While I was at work, I received an unwanted Self-D from this random guy on Tinder.

by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

Self'd

Derivitave of Self-Owned. For one to harm oneself unintentionally physically or mentally.

At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.

Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!

by mmedenbach December 24, 2006

Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.

When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d

by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016

Self-d

When you take a selfie of your cock.

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.

by moss1972 June 13, 2015

Self-Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.

So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?

by Glimmer October 21, 2020

self-loop d' loop

The act of taking your own pecker and inserting it into their own behind

Hey, I heard George is a ps4 player so he must like to self-loop d' loop Himself.

by Ywwb January 14, 2020

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

by oofwhy September 16, 2018