Spiritual Masturbation 

When an individual subscribing to a particular religion boasts about their good deeds, charitable donations, and seeming-selfless acts in an attempt to be recognised as a more “god-like” person, or “doing god’s work”. Sometimes at the expense of embarrassment and humiliation to the recipient of the giver’s self-serving “generosity”.

Could be Similar and related to “virtue signaling” “white savior complex”

Examples of Occurrence:
“Yah so I was in Costa Rica setting up these churches to provide food to starving children and….
Did I tell you that I bought a house for John? Man he just really needs a hand-up right now and I’m blessed to be the hands and feet of Jesus… His drug addiction has just really flipped his life upside down.”

“We mobilised like 20 people to get her moved

In with a new baby crib and kids stuff that same weekend. Her boyfriend beats on her and she got pregnant really young so has been living hand-to-fist. We invited her to church Sunday!”

Every time I meet with that guy, he just spiritually masturbates the entire time. Never shuts up about all the good deeds he does for down-and-outs. Really personal information too.

It seems like everyone from that church is addicted to spiritual masturbation.

Spiritual Masturbation by PerMyLastEmail April 22, 2022

Spiritual Pressure 

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.

Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground

Spiritual Pressure by not judah November 21, 2022

Spirits in the Material World

Oh!
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Our so called leaders speak
With words they try to jail ya
They subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Where does the answer lie?
Living from day to day

If it's something we can't buy
There must be another way
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world

Spirits in the Material World by Death Menace December 19, 2022

hindred spirits 

Two people, each feeling the other as a soulmate, neither able to see how they hold each other back.

Tom had stopped playing the guitar, Susie had dropped out of school, so happy to have found each other that they wanted nothing more than to be together, and all their friends could see they were hindred spirits.

hindred spirits by Monkey's Dad March 3, 2020

SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) 

An SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) is when you and a close friend become spiritually linked with your dicks by jacking off at the same time. The highest form of an SDL is when you both jack off and cum at the same time, forming a true and unbreakable bond between the two.

Mark: Wanna have an SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)?
Jacob: Yeah bro I’m down

SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) by monkepigeonspeed June 20, 2022

spritzle 

The name for extremely light rainfall. When the rain is not hard enough to be called "Sprinkles"

I wish it would sprinkle instead of spritzle.

spritzle by samajiimamamimi May 22, 2007

spititude 

Spiteful attitude

Do not allow a tendency to complain be an unchecked spititude.

spititude by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009