A negative state of intoxication intended as revenge upon one's own parentals or those of a peer for cruel, unforgivable acts such as, but not limited to, invasion of privacy, life-time banishment, etc. ; antonym to dynamic intoxication.
(v.) "Karisa's mom found the bottle of vodka we hid in her prom dress and she can't leave the house now, so we're all gonna get spiteful in her room later."
"I'm spiteful because Suha banned me from her home and from being her daughter's friend."
This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.
Yo, Brady's girlfriend wanted to get back at him so she let us Spiteful tower her.
A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.
I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spitefulloner is more fortunate in his life.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.