e-tard

A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).

"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"

by squipple November 9, 2002

Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park

Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .

by Nvrmind January 23, 2010

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

tarder monkeys

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated

Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.

by Natalie March 7, 2004

tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

by mofonutz August 26, 2006

tardbaby

Any species of the tard genus under the age of 3 years old. Looks like a normal tard under ordinary circumstances, but when agitated transforms into a 10 foot tall monstrous troll that kills everything it sees making strange noises that deafen all who hear.

OMG! That evil tardbaby is ripping Henry's arms and legs off! Get in the house Margaret!

by TBates April 28, 2008