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Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008
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n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured
They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.
by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006
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